that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
Tyler Hoechlin. You’re talking about Tyler Hoechlin.
NO BUT I WANT A NY STORY IN WHICH BLAINE MISSES BEING NIGHTBIRD
BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING. HEALING, AND HELPING, AND CHAMPIONING HIMSELF AS WELL AS ADVERSITY
AND HE’S ALL DOWN ABOUT IT AND JUST MENTIONS IT TO KURT BECAUSE KURT ASKS WHAT’S BUGGING HIM
AND THEN ONE NIGHT…
“I’m always late, but it’s usually only by about five to 10 minutes. The assistant direct always calls me as soon as I’m, like, one second late to find out where I am, so I start making up stories. Like, ‘Oh, I had to break up this fight between two inner-city kids,’ ‘I had to rescue this dog, I’m so sorry!’ Or, ‘This old lady was walking in the street and she was blind and didn’t have a cane, so I had to help her…’”
Apparently THROAT EXPLOSION did steal the Finn plaque after all, but when JB found out he kicked the person out of the group and mailed it back. You’re a good guy, JB. I hope you go to NYADA and become Blaine’s frenemy and then we get to see more of Kurt’s “I’m mentally planning a threesome” face that Chris Colfer perfected in season three’s “Big Brother.”